2003-02-13 - 11:54 a.m.
And now, a message from MigCorp's Commissar of Homeland Security:
"If you hear about a possible terrorist attack of a chemical or biological nature, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT tape up your windows with plastic sheeting and duct tape. Instead, crawl into your refrigerator and shut the door behind you. Be sure to remain there for at least 24 hours. If you have one of those old-style refrigerators that lock from the outside, so much the better. For all of us.
"Thank you for listening. Remember, MigCorp cares about YOU. So long as you remain useful."
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