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Earlier entries:
2006-12-14 - The Day Leslie Made Me Cool
2006-12-13 - Goodbye, Leslie
2003-11-17 - In Which Miguelito Discovers the Origins of His Evel Knievel Complex
2002-10-15 - You know that your generation is fucked when ...
2002-10-02 - Pedestrian rant
2002-10-01 - TV Tawk, with Linda Richman
2002-09-23 - The good, the bad and the Googly
2002-08-26 - SignOnSanDiego: Your Useless Graphics Headquarters
2002-08-25 - I wear Burnt Umber on the outside because Burnt Umber is how I feel on the inside
2002-08-16 - You want a tubal ligation to go with that double scoop?
2002-08-15 - The one where I talk about my pussy
2002-08-12 - You can tell I had fun from all the dead brain cells on the floor
2002-08-09 - Multimedia Mig
2002-08-05 - Frodo gets him a li'l some-some
2002-07-29 - That's when I reach for my squirtgun
2002-07-25 - Feelin' HOT, HOT, HOT!!
2002-07-23 - The biggest thing since Google Bingo
2002-07-22 - Beer fixes everything
2002-07-17 - MigCorp presents Faces of Death
2002-07-12 - Tawk amongst yourselves
2002-07-10 - "Mein Fuehrer ... I can VALK!"
2002-07-09 - All Canine-Americans Go to Heaven
2002-07-03 - U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
2002-07-02 - Not ComfortFood, but an incredible simulation
2002-07-01 - Gore's five-year plan for greater spontaneity
2002-06-27 - John Entwistle, RIP
2002-06-26 - Quick Thoughts, by Jack Handey
2002-06-25 - Nathaniel! Bring me another gin and tonic!
2002-06-24 - ...and starring That Guy Who Played Urkel as Rodney Allen Rippy
2002-06-19 - I'm a bad World Citizen
2002-06-18 - That'd be the butt, Bob
2002-06-17 - Sorta New and Semi-Improved
2002-06-06 - Fried Green Magnolias From the Edge of Mystic Beaches
2002-06-05 - But our weather is better
2002-06-02 - An open threa^H^H^H^H^Hletter to Francis Ford Coppolla
2002-05-30 - Why do all these homos keep sucking my cock?
2002-05-20 - No! ... That's not true ... That's IMPOSSIBLE!
2002-05-14 - It's Willow--Miss Rosenberg if you're nasty
2002-05-13 - Rape my childhood one more time, why don't you?
2002-05-06 - Cum to where the flavor was
2002-04-29 - How to confuse a pimp
2002-04-24 - A bunch of tree-huggin' hippie crap
2002-04-23 - God'll get me for this
2002-04-20 - Dare to be ugly, America!
2002-04-18 - Mig Takes Manhattan--Days 4 and 5
2002-04-15 - Mig Takes Manhattan--Day 3
2002-04-12 - Mig Takes Manhattan--Day 2
2002-04-10 - Mig Takes Manhattan--Day 1
2002-04-09 - Bright lights, Mig city
2002-03-15 - Stoopid Nooz of the Week
2002-03-14 - When Germans go googling
2002-03-13 - Hubris may be a sin, but pathos gives me a headache
2002-03-12 - Finally, a liberal with balls
2002-03-08 - Just when I thought I'd run out of reasons to hate Texas
2002-03-07 - OBEY MIDGET
2002-03-06 - California ueber etwas
2002-03-05 - As American as possible under the circumstances
2002-03-01 - America's Dullest City
2002-02-28 - These damn kids today with their music that sounds just like mine
2002-02-27 - Douba-douba-double-lutz me ... I wanna be diiiirrrrty
2002-02-26 - The view from Mig's window
2002-02-25 - ... And OSMONDS, I want OSMONDS!
2002-02-19 - The Evil Bitch Goddess of Book-Rate Mail
2002-02-14 - Can't you just feel the love in this diary?
2002-02-13 - How to 86 jury duty
2002-02-12 - Heh heh ... "halfpipe"
2002-02-11 - DJ Johnny Jump-Up
2002-02-09 - "It's never a good thing to be chased by giant icicles."--Bob Costas
2002-02-08 - I, the Jury
2002-02-07 - Singlehandedly keeping the publishing industry afloat
2002-02-06 - Tax cut? What tax cut?
2002-02-05 - Angel and His Package
2002-02-04 - Horse smegma and other delights
2002-02-02 - I think I'll name mine "Sven"
2002-02-01 - Never mind the bollocks ... Buffy's on
2002-01-31 - National Take-a-Lesbian-to-Breakfast Week
2002-01-30 - Bush Tawk
2002-01-29 - Land of the free, home of the tacky
2002-01-28 - Reflections on a weekend--addendum
2002-01-27 - Reflections on a weekend
2002-01-26 - Just so long as it's not Bea Arthur
2002-01-25 - Start spreadin' the news ...
2002-01-24 - Why Netflix kicks ass for the Lord and all 12 Apostles
2002-01-23 - The Half-Empty Monty
2002-01-22 - More proof that Oprah is the Antichrist
2002-01-15 - Urine Nation
2002-01-11 - Homer Simpson's got a gun!
2002-01-10 - TV Party Tonite!
2002-01-06 - Starting the New Year off with a bang
2002-01-03 - I See Dull People
2002-01-02 - Y2K+2 = ANSWER UNCLEAR, ASK AGAIN LATER
2001-12-06 - Like that festering bedsore on Strom Thurmond's ass--I'm BACK!
2001-11-29 - Earworm haiku
2001-11-28 - I'm not crabby--I'm a Person of Crab
2001-11-26 - Meesa tink dissa STILL a shiity movie
2001-11-19 - A man, a plan, a canal ... PANAMA!
2001-11-08 - Speaking of musicals ...
2001-11-07 - In my world there are theater geeks in chains and you can ride them like ponies
2001-11-06 - Better lock up your sons, too, come to think of it
2001-10-31 - Shake 'n bake--emphasis on the bake
2001-10-29 - Little Punks made of ticky-tacky
2001-10-25 - The Devil is a skateboarding dildo-loving Lesbian
2001-10-24 - The Juice is loose!
2001-10-16 - Nothing says White Trash like a spunk-stained sofa
2001-10-08 - Fish don't fry in the kitchen, beans don't burn on the grill
2001-10-03 - Hey, you wanna see my impression of Gandhi?
2001-09-26 - Star Dreck
2001-09-25 - Throwing Up Brady
2001-09-24 - Sgt. Rock is going to help me
2001-09-21 - Goin' to the Dogs
2001-09-20 - The quickest cure for narcissism ever
2001-09-19 - Rice and taxes
2001-09-18 - Afghanistan banana stand
2001-09-17 - Wolf Blitzer--the man, the myth, the legend
2001-09-16 - Peace Through Sushi
2001-09-15 - Civilization
2001-09-13 - Define Normal. I dare you.
2001-09-10 - Drunk Dodgers in the 24th and 1/2 Century
2001-08-24 - What do you mean there aren't enough mangoes for everyone?
2001-08-23 - Channeling my Inner Fonzie
2001-08-21 - Time to break out the Milli Vanilli albums
2001-08-20 - Tattoos, our dumb President, and the Idiot's monkey
2001-08-18 - Right next to the Dog-Faced Boy!
2001-08-15 - HELLO CLEVELAND!
2001-08-13 - Won't somebody please think of the zygotes?
2001-08-09 - Satan's birthday cake
2001-08-08 - Today it's All About MEEEEE
2001-08-07 - In Darkest Denver
2001-08-06 - MEAT - It's What's for Dinner ... and Lunch and Breakfast
2001-07-31 - Bitch, I be tellin' you da truth!
2001-07-25 - Life Imitates South Park, Episode LXXV
2001-07-23 - Welcome to RealDoll Theatre
2001-07-22 - One Binks to rule them all and in the darkness bind them
2001-07-20 - Geeks ahoy!
2001-07-19 - Dubya promises he won't cum in your mouth either
2001-07-18 - Coffeehouses are soooo 1991
2001-07-17 - We are all going to Reseda
2001-07-16 - Rowsdower?
2001-07-10 - Fred Durst's sloppy seconds
2001-07-08 - Weekend Google Roundup
2001-07-06 - ALL WORK AND ALL PLAY MAKES MIG SOMETHING SOMETHING
2001-06-29 - What do we want? HOT GLAZED! when do we want 'em? NOW!
2001-06-26 - Let the dildo do the talking
2001-06-21 - Now is the time on VH1 vhen ve DANCE!!
2001-06-20 - No Hump Day
2001-06-19 - Be careful, hon--this power plant is hot
2001-06-18 - Pictures of starving children sell Padres tickets
2001-06-15 - Cubical fruits from foreign lands
2001-06-11 - Timmy and Charlie--Today's sermonette
2001-06-06 - Delta Dawn, what's that khaki you have on?
2001-06-05 - Mig's Dinner Party of Evil
2001-06-04 - Quantum Fabulosity
2001-06-02 - ***BELCH!!***
2001-05-30 - Bleeding Mohawks
2001-05-29 - Another coffee tragedy
2001-05-28 - Mothers Who Fink
2001-05-25 - B minus 1 week and counting
2001-05-23 - Armageddon married in the morning
2001-05-22 - Numfar! Do the Dance of Denial!
2001-05-21 - It's beer o'clock and I'm buying!
2001-05-19 - Tonight on Baretta
2001-05-18 - I saw Ayn Rand sipping a pina colada at Trader Vic's
2001-05-16 - Hummingbird Wars
2001-05-13 - A nice hot cup of gender politics
2001-05-12 - ... and thanks for all the fish
2001-05-11 - That giant sucking sound
2001-05-09 - Rumblings of discontent
2001-05-08 - Smoke on the Stairway to Free Bird
2001-05-07 - Be a model--or just ab-crunch like one
2001-05-06 - This just in: Joey Ramone is still dead.
2001-05-05 - Yo [corazon] tacos de pescado
2001-05-04 - The healing power of Rocket from the Crypt
2001-05-03 - What I did during Spring Break
2001-04-23 - A genetically engineered fly in my organic chardonnay
2001-04-22 - Big Gay Al's Big Gay Supermarket
2001-04-16 - Gabba gabba hey
2001-04-13 - i, poseur
2001-04-12 - Go Padres! No, wait ... Free Mumia!
2001-04-11 - Mig goes totally multiple at IKEA--film at 11
2001-04-06 - Driving While Poor
2001-04-05 - And where's the loudly-flushing toilet in the Oval Office?
2001-04-02 - Welcome to Reagangrad. Here's your banjo.
2001-04-01 - SELENA HEALS THE SICK!
2001-03-31 - Vegas, baby, Vegas
2001-03-30 - Can I get a bisexual omelette and some transgendered toast?
2001-03-29 - Escape Velocity
2001-03-28 - Tomorrow's Special Guest Villain
2001-03-27 - In those days, brain-dead mallrats walked the earth
2001-03-26 - Beeeep-boooop-BRAAAAAAAAAP!!!!
2001-03-23 - Janeane Garofalo and my ex: separated at birth?
2001-03-22 - Migapalooza 2001!
2001-03-21 - They call it brainwashing for a reason, you know
2001-03-19 - Oh how they danced ... the little gimps of Stonehenge ...
2001-03-16 - I'm comin', Elizabeth!
2001-03-14 - More Star Trek synchronicity
2001-03-13 - My life is like a Brat Pack novel
2001-03-12 - Dirndls-for-Men ... of the FUTURE!!!
2001-03-11 - Identity politics won't get me laid
2001-03-10 - Bacon, art, and sex--in that order
2001-03-09 - We're on the road and we're gunning for the Buddha
2001-03-08 - I am only emotionally attached to myself
2001-03-07 - I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Meyer
2001-03-06 - Group Sounds
2001-03-05 - Santee shooting
2001-03-04 - Just Say NO to tacky '80s pants!
2001-03-03 - Snarky wine criticism
2001-03-02 - Why I may never eat sushi again
2001-03-01 - ALL YOUR LESBIAN PANCAKE ARE BELONG TO US
2001-02-28 - Your agonizer, please
2001-02-27 - When Sternocleidomastoids Attack!
2001-02-26 - GIMP SMACKDOWN!!!
2001-02-24 - Oh, and Rose McGowan's tits were quite impressive, too
2001-02-21 - Buffy, Timmy and me
2001-02-19 - Freaks R Me, Part II
2001-02-18 - Freaks R Me, Part I
2001-02-16 - Like father, like son? Think about it, won't you?
2001-02-15 - Wuvv. Twue Wuvv. Castwation.
2001-02-13 - Raise the roof, yo!
2001-02-12 - Long moonlit farts on the beach
2001-02-11 - Putting the "hip" in Hippocratic
2001-02-09 - Narcissism will out
2001-02-07 - Martha, She-Wolf of the SS
2001-02-06 - Good heavens, Miss Nakamoto, you're beautiful!
2001-02-06 - This is my brain on drugs
2001-02-04 - Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango
2001-02-03 - Letter from an enraged Blink 182 fan
2001-02-02 - Miguelito's groundhog sees his shadow
2001-01-31 - LESBIAN PANCAKES WANTED
2001-01-29 - So this gimp walks into a bar ...
2001-01-27 - How thoughtful.
2001-01-25 - Have you slugged a Disney character today?
2001-01-24 - Kayaking for Dummies
2001-01-23 - A Whiter Shade of Boomer
2001-01-22 - Reading is FUNduhhh ... uh, what?
2001-01-21 - Dancing about architecture
2001-01-20 - Achtung baby
2001-01-19 - Memetic dissonance
2001-01-18 - Da Nang, '65 ... Charlie was all around us ...
2001-01-17 - I'm Ready Kilowatt!
2001-01-17 - Girlfriend on Fire
2001-01-15 - It's like a dick on a dog! Hey! Hey!
2001-01-14 - Things you won't find on Monster.com
2001-01-11 - I pooped my pants!
2001-01-09 - You've got spunk. I hate spunk.
2001-01-08 - Self-Evident Truth of the Day
2001-01-07 - Behold the Leather Gimp God!
2001-01-03 - The Four Donuts of the Apocalypse
2001-01-02 - Obligatory New Year's entry
2000-12-28 - Me and the Chewable Baby Jesus
2000-12-22 - A song in my heart and a dead piglet in the oven
2000-12-20 - Dave 'n Buster? I don't even KNOW her!
2000-12-18 - The Evil of Banality
2000-12-14 - Don't worry! Be happy!
2000-12-13 - Options Paralysis
2000-12-12 - I always end up playing a shepherd
2000-12-09 - Trust me
2000-12-08 - WWCMD?
2000-12-06 - That's the furious sound of backpedaling you hear
2000-12-06 - On the Relationship Between Rotten Cabbage, Indie Film and World Domination
2000-12-06 - Naked ambition
2000-12-05 - KILL ROGER HEDGECOCK!
2000-12-04 - Ectomorphs of the world, unite!
2000-12-04 - This week's troll--please use it wisely
2000-12-04 - Allah bless us, every one
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