2001-11-19 - 1:53 p.m.
My magazine works on a three-month production schedule, which means that I�ve been handling materials dated January 2002 since October. Sometime last week at work I had the following series of revelations:
1) 2002 is a palindrome.
2) The last palindrome year was 1991.
3) We were at war in 1991.
4) It looks like we�ll still be at war in 2002.
5) The next palindrome year won�t be till 2112.
6) If we�re at war in 2112, the USO will be sending the cryogenically frozen heads of the members of Rush on tour to entertain the troops.
7) I�ve been watching way too much Futurama.
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