2002-02-06 - 6:35 p.m.
Dear President Bush:
Does the federal government publish any books of good anal sphincter exercises? I want to get into shape now so that the massive cornholing the IRS plans to give me on April 15 won't hurt too much.
Also, do you have any lubricant recommendations? I'm sure your friends at Enron are researching the subject for their time in prison so any info you can pass on would be greatly appreciated.
Love,
Mig
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