2001-05-25 - 10:57 p.m.
It worked! Barely a day goes by after lecturing Uncle Joe about how to properly solicit Google Bingo hits and I get to mark off "henry rollins neck muscles" on my card. Follow the link here to verify. (I�m #3, too--not too shabby at all.)
This just goes to show what a little determination and a few thinly veiled threats can accomplish. As a reward, Joe, I hereby appoint you Overlord of the San Fernando Valley. You�ll get the rest of L.A. when you bring down the Church of Scientology like I asked you to last year. What�s the holdup there, anyway?
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OK, exactly what parallel universe did I wake up in this morning where the Padres are first place in their division? I�m not complaining, mind you, but it�s ... weird. Next thing I know, someone will tell me the Dodgers are in last place, too.
Oh. They are.
To whoever brought me here: Don�t send me back until after the World Series, ok? Por favor with sugar on top?
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Of course, none of this is going to matter by next weekend--not Google Bingo, not baseball, not even Henry Rollins� mastoids. Why not? Because next Friday the POLYAMOROUS LESBIANS OF ATLANTA INVADE SAN DIEGO! I haven�t been this stoked about playing tour guide in a long time.
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Anyway, this entry is boring and not very funny and I�m going to stop now. More tomorrow.
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