2002-02-02 - 12:53 p.m.
I guess I spoke too soon when I complained yesterday about not getting any interesting Google hits:
ikea dildo.
I shudder to imagine what an IKEA-brand dildo is like.
Oh, hell--I don't have anything else to write about today so I'll go ahead and imagine: It's cheap, it takes forever to assemble, it's available in a wide array of unappetizing colors, the little door to the battery compartment falls off after the first use, and once you've brought yourself to orgasm with it you're left with an insatiable craving for meatballs. Am I getting warm?
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