2002-06-25 - 5:07 p.m.
Still fretting over what to get the ol� Migster for his birthday? Fret no more! Just go here--your one-stop gift-shopping headquarters for the evil megalomaniac who has everything.
Remember, people, only 44 shopping days left, so avoid the rush. Fail to buy me a present and the consequences will be most ... unfortunate.
Just don�t get me the Ayn Rand bot. I�ve already got her cryogenically preserved and reanimated head in a five-gallon Sparklett�s water bottle on top of the refrigerator. (I had to beat Leonard Peikoff at Pictionary to get it, too. Whiny little putz still says I cheated. I finally even agreed to give him back the rights to translate Atlas Shrugged into Klingon, just to shut him up, but do you think that helped? Not one iota.) You could stop at the aquarium store and pick up some food for her, though--make sure to get live feeder guppies, she�s finicky.
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Hot Snakes touring this summer. Go see them when they come to your town. One you�ve gotten you some Hot Snakes, you�ll have no more use for The Strokes. IYKWIM.
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