2002-08-15 - 4:17 p.m.
Per Anat’s guestbook entry: Yes, I do have a pretty kitty. I just never talk about her here because writing about your cat in an online diary is a total cliche. That’s also the reason I never:
1) quote song lyrics (from Morrissey or Tori Amos in particular);
2) write in all lowercase with no punctuation like i’m e e fucking cummings;
3) use retarded faux-ghetto spelling ("yo dis b where i rite 2 u n all my peepz about da shit in my life ..." yeah, whatever--you live in Encino and drive to school in a BMW that your entertainment-lawyer dad got you for your birthday, don’t you?);
4) use burning-torch or dripping-blood GIF animations and call myself a "Chylde of the Nyghte";
5) use GIF animations of any type whatsoever.
But yes, I have a cat, and she is a sweetie--except when she accidentally-on-purpose steps on my dick while I’m sleeping, and except when she threatens to chew all the meat off my arm while it’s still attached to my body unless I feed her now. Her first owner abused her (or so I’m told) and the person who owned her before me treated her very well but wasn’t home very often, so all in all the cat seems happy to be here. You know, like anyone ever knows for sure.
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I’d feel a whole lot better about invading Iraq if our President (or even George W., if President Cheney’s not available) could actually be bothered to explain why it’s so urgent to invade now--as opposed to, say, 11 years ago, which is when we should have finished the job on Saddam Hussein in the first place. Hey, Dubya: If you have real evidence either that Hussein helped the 9/11 attackers or is getting ready to explode some nukes in Israel or the U.S., then spit it out already. Otherwise I can’t help thinking that you’re just trying to impress Poppy by fixing one of his biggest mistakes, and that’s just plain pathetic.
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