2002-08-15 - 4:17 p.m.
Per Anat�s guestbook entry: Yes, I do have a pretty kitty. I just never talk about her here because writing about your cat in an online diary is a total cliche. That�s also the reason I never:
1) quote song lyrics (from Morrissey or Tori Amos in particular);
2) write in all lowercase with no punctuation like i�m e e fucking cummings;
3) use retarded faux-ghetto spelling ("yo dis b where i rite 2 u n all my peepz about da shit in my life ..." yeah, whatever--you live in Encino and drive to school in a BMW that your entertainment-lawyer dad got you for your birthday, don�t you?);
4) use burning-torch or dripping-blood GIF animations and call myself a "Chylde of the Nyghte";
5) use GIF animations of any type whatsoever.
But yes, I have a cat, and she is a sweetie--except when she accidentally-on-purpose steps on my dick while I�m sleeping, and except when she threatens to chew all the meat off my arm while it�s still attached to my body unless I feed her now. Her first owner abused her (or so I�m told) and the person who owned her before me treated her very well but wasn�t home very often, so all in all the cat seems happy to be here. You know, like anyone ever knows for sure.
***
I�d feel a whole lot better about invading Iraq if our President (or even George W., if President Cheney�s not available) could actually be bothered to explain why it�s so urgent to invade now--as opposed to, say, 11 years ago, which is when we should have finished the job on Saddam Hussein in the first place. Hey, Dubya: If you have real evidence either that Hussein helped the 9/11 attackers or is getting ready to explode some nukes in Israel or the U.S., then spit it out already. Otherwise I can�t help thinking that you�re just trying to impress Poppy by fixing one of his biggest mistakes, and that�s just plain pathetic.
***
|
 |