2000-12-14 - 03:12:01
1) I decided to forgo swimming tonight. Sharing a pool with screaming demonspawn didn�t appeal to me at all and my belly was crying out for a fish taco, so I went for a walk/wheel instead.
2) Dear Al: You should have at least tried to wipe the shit-eating grin off your face. I get that you�re attempting to be gracious and whatnot so the media don�t ream you tomorrow for being a sore loser, but c�mon, dude--you just got gypped out of the gold medal in the Presidential race because the East German referee (Guten Tag, Herr Scalia--wie geht�s?) shaved five minutes off the clock and declared the contest over while the son of the guy who appointed him was still ahead. It�s OK to show some class, but don�t look so damn relieved.
As for Bush�s effort to avoid being tagged as His Fraudulency II, he seemed sincere enough, in a completely and baldly insincere way.
It's 1988 all over again. I can feel my mullet growing back even as I write this. Pretty soon now I'm going to wake up one morning and my ex-girlfriend will be right there refusing to have sex with me again.
3) Cat fed. Time for South Park.
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